发生在五个厕所里的五个故事。这部黑色幽默情景喜剧无情地揭示了社会最黑暗的角落，将人性中背信弃义的故事编绘成杂锦展现给观众。五个彼此缠绕的故事以暗示的手法讲述，意图向观众阐释对道德的谴责。(豆瓣字幕翻译2.0小组)

During building work in the city of Baden-Baden in 2015, an evil troll who was transformed into stone in the 15th century, is accidentally brought back to life. To prevent being unmasked, the Troll slips into the body of Vanessa Majer and enslaves. Meanwhile, Vanessa Troll is looking for Charlie, the virgin boyfriend of Vanessa's daughter. The Troll needs his blood to evoke a portal to a magical prison. All he needs now is a the great book of spells which he wants to find with the help of the ominous King of the Lake. Vanessa Troll's plans prove to be successful if it wasn't for the author, Dr. Fischer, and the curious neighbor, Béatrice, who eventually come after him.

在军事化的斯巴达，列奥尼达（西恩•马奎尔 Sean Maguire 饰）经过与巨型企鹅的恶战证明了自己是斯巴达最强悍的战士，成功得到斯巴达王位，并迎娶玛戈为皇后。某日，正在对儿子进行毒打训练的列奥尼达接待了波斯使者，对方狂妄的宣称薛西斯王将统治希腊，斯巴达的孩子以后只能在血汗工厂中生产NIKE鞋。怒不可遏的列奥尼达杀死使者以及一干美国偶像，用化妆品贿赂先知请求开战，然而得到的却是丑女贝蒂神女的警告。列奥尼达仍然决定出征，他率领13名用喷漆画出腹肌的战士赶赴隘口布防，用街舞击败了波斯先头部队。肥佬薛西斯用蓝屏电脑特技制造出的大军压境，被列奥尼达弃用的帕里斯•希尔顿又告知波斯人包抄斯巴达军的小路，列奥尼达率众与洛奇、恶灵骑士等波斯大军展开了殊死搏杀。 本片改编自《斯巴达300勇士》，用恶搞手法对原片进行了重新演绎。